In Biology
Practical
Examiner: Tell
the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar
Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok
you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name
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Sardar kesi
larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
.
Larki ke
ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
.
Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !
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Sardar: Aaj
raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
.
Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le
kea raha hai
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Sardar ka
parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us
ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt
ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye
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Teacher: Jo
sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai
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Friend:
Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
.
Sardar: Yar
asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi
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Sardar to
Doctor: Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
.
Doctor: Eat
this medicine before you sleep
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai
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Sardar 1:
yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia
Sardar 2:
Esa konsa msg tha?
Sardar 1:
"Battery Low"
Sardar 2: O send kar, doston ko darayengy
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Sardar: Ghar
mai maira hukam mana jata hai. Mai kahta Garam pani le awo, tu usi Time le aty
hain
.
Friend: Garam
Pani kion?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se bartan achy dulthay hain
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Sardar ke 10
bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
.
Jab Us ki Bewi
marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
.
Bewi: Sirf Yahi apka hai
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