Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke
samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh
raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
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Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME
AS ABOVE"
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Sardar and his wife applied in court for
Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3
kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we
should next year !
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Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne
Police ko kion nahi bataya?
.
Saradar: O
Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
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Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu
chala do
.
Wife: Akhir
sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh
jayegi
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Sardar ko bar bar "I love you"
ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht
"I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
.
Sardar: O
jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !
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Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se
aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
.
Inspector bhi
sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !
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A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of
a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes
combined study
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1 sardar ne nayyi chaddi li
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti uta kar kaha mairi
nayyi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya tu
dekha chaddi almari mai pari thi.
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Sardar ko pata chala ke usky Bewi ka kesi
owr ke sath AFFAIR hai
.
Us ne faisla kia ke apny apko owr apny
bewi donu ko Mar dale
.
Pistol apni Kanpati par lagayi owr bewi
ko bola:
.
Khush mat, ho agla number tera hai !
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